the beautiful bacon thread

eckotyper · **Posted:** Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:09 pm

i tried the choclate bacon this past fall at our city fair... let me tell you this is the one time i did not enjoy bacon!

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haseown · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:29 pm

they have those machines in heaven

quentdiggy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:52 pm

haseown · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:16 am

he would make a bacon heaven

apeboy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:43 am

The Creation of Heaven and Earth,
according to The First Book of Moses called Genesis (King James Version):-

# In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
# And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
# And God said, Let there be Pork: and there was bacon.
# And God saw the pork, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
# And God called the pork bacon, and the darkness he called Quorn. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
# And God said, Let there be a bacon sandwich.....with ketchup.

:rock:

haseown · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:05 am

apeboy · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:02 pm

Hahahahaha I pis$ed my sides at that.
Hase...I like a man who likes his bacon, almost as much as this-

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :tonqe:

haseown · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:43 pm

HOLY crap!!!! BACON FLAVORED SPAM!!!!!!

thats like going to bed with bi sexual asian school girls ... they are bi sexual and they are asian school girls!!!!!