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turdhole · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2012 10:29 am

this one made it to my inbox, not even the spam folder. good stuff.

How are you doing and how is your day going? I am Kay Muna, Am looking for a

trustworthy man who believes in true love,I am single never been married

before,I am looking for a mature man who can understand life with me .I am

28Years old,5.8ft tall. and 58kg.Blond hair,Blue eye and milky white skin and

big natural breasts,I don't smoke and i don't drink alcoholic.I don't have

kids. I am a happy single lady looking for a wonderful man out there .I am

looking to relocate someday .I really need someone to make me believe in the

right way of life .I am into music and i do lots of coordinating job with a

charity firm down here .I love doing my best .I am looking forward to meet

someone with a heart of gold.I am the open-heated girl who likes to take

everything that life can offer but to give in return as well! I am active and

enthusiastic, I am cheerful and I treat people just I want them to treat me. I

am attentive and caring, I need to love and to be loved, to bring my future

man happiness and joy. I am the open-heated girl who likes to take everything

that life can offer but to give in return as well! I am active and enthusiastic,

I am cheerful and I treat people just I want them to treat me. I am attentive

and caring, I need to love and to be loved, to bring my future man happiness and

joy. I don't like to sit on one place and I am dreaming of strong and friendly

family.I love nature very much and I think that to live surrounded by nature is

something wonderful. I enjoy music and dancing. I love to take photos of myself

which I collect, let me stop right here.

turdhole · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:08 am

United Nations Trust Funds
Switzerland Department of Humanitarian Affairs
CH-1211 Geneva 10S Switzerland.

Dear Winner
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds
{850,000.00GBP} in the 2012 E-mail Prize Awards which is Organized by United Nations Trust Funds Organization, this is
your winning number:....{UNO/154/4456/011} we congratulate you for being this year second place winner of this year E-
mail Prize Awards.

Ensure you contact Mr Eddy Smith who is our claims official in United Kingdom {London} for claims of your prize and can
only understand your English language. See details of him below.

(CONTACT CLAIMS OFFICER)
Name: Mr Eddy Smith
Email: untf@lizhenhua.net
Phone: +447010068502

However you will have to fill and submit the Claims Release Verification
Form to the claims officer.

CLAIMS RELEASE VERIFICATION FORM
{1}. Full Name.............. {2}. Contact Address.......................
{3}. Age....................... {4}. Mobile Number...................
{5}. Marital Status........ {6}. Sex.........................
{7}. Occupation............. {8}. State.....................
{9}. Country................. {10}. Nationality...........

We know you must be excited and very happy about this news you have just received from us and the truth is that we are
doing this to put smiles into homes and hearts of people worldwide. Once again congratulation from all staff of United
Nations Trust Funds Organization.

Signed,
Mr, Ban Ki Moon
(UNITED NATIONS GENERAL SECRETARY

VinylToyFreak · **Joined:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:37 am **Posts:** 16

did you get that in your spam or something? who would even believe that? :P

turdhole · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:16 am

Dearest one,

I know that it may sound strange to receive an email from someone you do not know at all, but I am desperate to save my life and future that is the reason I took this bold step and made some research before I got your contact. I have confidence that this is the right step toward the right direction. My name is Ms linda cliford and I am from Ivory Coast a country in West Africa My mother died of cancer just after my birth and I have been with my father who refuses to marry a second wife all through.

Most unfortunately for me, my late father Mr.michel cliford just died in a car accident on his way to one of his Timber exploitation sites. After the accident, he was recovered seriously injured which finaly lead to his death and the burial ceremony was done properly.
This issue is serious. Because before my father died here in the hospital he called me to his bed side and told me that he packaged the total sum of($8 .500 000.00)Si x million five hundred thousand USD in one of the bank here in Ivory Coast and deposited it with my name since am her only daughter.

Considering the fact that I am only 22yrs now and the present situation with my late father relatives, I humbly request that you stand as my foreign guardian so that the bank here will transfer the fund to your account. than I will relocate to meet you once the bank here transfers the fund into your account. then I will come to your contry and start a new life. Please come to my rescue immediately and God will reward you. I am ready to compensate you with 30% of the total amount contained in the bank and if you like, we can also go into partnership with my money.

I thank you for your time to read this mail and I wait to hear from you and until then, May God richly blesses you.

God Bless you
Yours Sincerely,
Ms linda cliford

turdhole · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:52 pm

HAHA! Magic can ya spot me $100?

turdhole · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 6:53 pm

Hello ,

I hope that I can confide in you because of what I want to share with you.

I am among the troop in Yemen against terrorism. I served in the 1st Armored Division in Al-Hudaydah, Based on the USLE
decision for withdrawing troops from Yemen soonest but some troops (Batch A) will be leaving very soon, I will be coming to
your country on the platform of NATO soon. Our mission is to beef up terrorist targeted states and drug abuses.In my
possession I have the sum of 6.3 million U.S. Dollars, Which i made from crude oil here in Yemen. I deposited this money with
a RED CROSS agent informing him that the real owner of the money will come for it soon so that they will not know that it
belongs to me because we are not allowed to do business here or any financial institution. I wish to use part of this money
for charity purposes in Turkey, where we have about 3 million Afghanistan refugees and Syria where we have currently the
highest numbers of refugees displaced as a result of war. You need to visit such places. I want to invest the money on stock
fish from Norway to this refugees because base on my experience on battle ground in this places, they lack a lot of fish and
meat to add to their meager and unpalatable meals which they get in little quantity just to keep them living until God knows
when the problem ends.

Your acceptance and maximum co-operation and everything is done, I know that you are scared and do not believe me but Please,
if you are interested in this transaction, I will give you the complete details you need for us to Execute this transaction
successfully. I shoveled the Internet looking for someone I could trust and real person not imaginary. I cannot move this
money into the United States, because I will be in your country for about 4 years, so I need someone I could trust.
If you accept this, I will move the fund to Europe, where you will be the beneficiary, because I am a uniformed person and I
cannot parade such an amount due to nature on my job, so I need to present someone as the recipient. I'm an American and an
officer for intelligence, I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier Service, I would
invest the money in your country as soon as you agree to keep this fund safe in your country for business and other
investment purposes through you.

I believe I can trust you. Where we are now, we can only communicate through email facilities which are secured so that
nobody can monitor our emails, then I can explain in details to you. I will only be able reach you through email for now,
because our calls might be monitored, if you are interested to work with me, then let me know so we can proceed as time is
very important to me. This money is my life and i am willing to give you 30% of the total sum when the money arrives under
your custody.

I wait for your contact information details, so that we can go on. In some days the box should be in your possession, and I
will come over to meet you. I will give you 30% of the total money, 8% to charity home which you will tell me, 2% for
expenditure in case any occurs from your side and 60% for me. I hope I have been fair to this deal.

Get back to me with your full information:

1.YOUR FULL NAME:

2. YOUR CURRENT ADDRESS:

3.YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBERS:

4.YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:

5.YOUR OCCUPATION:

Yours Faithfully,

Philip Johnson

turdhole · **Posted:** Fri May 17, 2013 12:35 pm

Quote:

I would hate to see anyone miss out
on such a golden opportunity to make
some easy cash on the internet...
on't wait around getting started with this!

think the link goes to a pissing porn site?

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